You Know You'e In The U.S. When ...
JackWESQ
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You know you're in the United States when Usain Bolt runs a 9.69 in the 100 meters, setting a world record, and it barely makes the front page of ESPN. I guess it didn't help that Tyson Gay didn't even make the finals.
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Most Americans would say "who?"
This is the Michael Phelps Olympics for most Americans, anyone else is just a footnote.
When Bolt wins the 200, he will get gobs of attention, but I think they will be replaying that 9.69 numerous times now as well.
BTW - how crazy is it that 20 years ago, any time under 10 seconds was considered exceptional....now it would get you smoked by 10 meters!!
Yep, I AM in the United States -- and I'm damn glad to be here.
Perhaps you'd find it more appealiing to live in France, French Laundry. BTW, isn't "French Laundry" an "oxymoron"? (i.e. a figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms are combined).
its ability to impress people anymore.
<< <i>"You know you're in the United States when Usain Bolt runs a 9.69 in the 100 meters, setting a world record, and it barely makes the front page of ESPN."
Yep, I AM in the United States -- and I'm damn glad to be here.
Perhaps you'd find it more appealiing to live in France, French Laundry. BTW, isn't "French Laundry" an "oxymoron"? (i.e. a figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms are combined). >>
+1 for giving us the definition of oxymoron. I think most of us were totally in the dark when we first saw that, so the accompanying definition was quite helpful.